Hybrid

Funky Charms Strain

Also known as: Funky Charm, Funky Charms Weed

THC22% - 24%

CBD0% - 1%

Flowering9 weeks

Top terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

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Quick answer

Funky Charms is an Exotic Genetix hybrid crossing Grease Monkey with Rainbow Chip, commonly quoted 22% - 24% THC. Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Happy, Calming, Tingly.

Our TakeGord - senior buyer since 2016

Funky Charms is dessert with a funky streak: Grease Monkey brings the diesel and the heavy body, Rainbow Chip brings the sweet, minty candy, and the pair reads chocolate, citrus and vanilla with a cool finish. It is a flexible hybrid: creative and happy at moderate doses, calming and tingly if you keep going. I would hand it to anyone who likes Grease Monkey but wants something sweeter and less blunt. I would not hand it to someone who needs a pure sativa for a task list. Honest downside: the name is unusual and searches for it are thin, so it is a discovery strain rather than a demand driver.

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Reported effects

Relaxed0%

Creative0%

Happy0%

Calming0%

Tingly0%

Lab Sheet

Strain facts – the numbers behind the high

THC Range

22% - 24%

Individual batches vary; craft lots often test higher.

CBD Range

0% - 1%

Trace amounts only. This is a THC-driven profile.

Type

Hybrid

Ratio drives the shape of the high.

Top Terpenes

Caryophyllene · Limonene · Myrcene

The terpene leaders behind the flavour and feel.

Flowering Time

9 weeks

Grower reference for cultivar finish time.

Lineage

Grease Monkey x Rainbow Chip (Exotic Genetix)

Documented parent genetics.

Where this sits in the hybrid laneMost hybrids test 16% to 25% THC

Lower

Typical

Upper

Funky Charms Strain: 22% - 24% THC. Right in the sweet spot of the hybrid lane.

The takeaway: Published ranges describe typical batches. Check the in-stock list above for the exact lot on the shelf today.

The story of Funky Charms

Funky Charms comes from Exotic Genetix, crossing Grease Monkey with Rainbow Chip, both of which are their own lines. Grease Monkey supplies the fuel and the heavy body, Rainbow Chip the sweet, slightly minty candy top. Most listings put it at 22 to 24 percent THC. Our listing flags chocolate, citrus, menthol, sour, sweet and vanilla, which is a fair description of the smoke: dessert first, cool exhale after.

Terpene breakdown

Caryophyllene leads with a chocolate-pepper spice, limonene adds citrus and the creative lift, and myrcene gives the calming, tingly body. The nose is sweet and slightly funky, like vanilla dessert left out in a garage. That is the Grease Monkey side.

Growing Funky Charms

Expect a balanced plant with about 9 weeks of flower and chunky, resinous colas. Grease Monkey genetics like a steady, generous feed and reward training. Keep humidity down late, because the buds get dense enough to hold moisture.

How to consume Funky Charms

Afternoon into evening. Vape around 180 C for the vanilla and citrus; hotter pulls bring out the chocolate and spice. The high starts creative and happy, then eases into a calm, tingly body. Friendly for most tolerances.

Funky Charms vs similar strains

Grease Monkey is the heavier, gassier parent. For other Exotic Genetix dessert crosses, look at the sweeter cookie-forward jars. Oreoz is the chocolate alternative and Cereal Milk the milkier one.