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Indica Dominant Hybrid

First Class Funk Cookies

Also known as: First Class Funk, FC Funk, First Class Funk Cookies

THC25% - 33%
CBD0% - 1%
Flowering8 - 10 weeks

Top terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene

Quick answer

First Class Funk is Compound Genetics' GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato indica hybrid, 25-33% THC. Savoury garlic-funk, fuel and creamy gelato flavour with a fast euphoric rush into a heavy body stone. A high-potency evening connoisseur strain.

First Class Funk is the loudest thing in the room - savoury garlic funk over creamy fuel, and a high that starts in the head and ends on the ceiling fan. Respect the percentage: one bowl did me fine. Evening connoisseur material.

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Reported effects

Euphoric0%
Relaxed0%
Sleepy0%
Hungry0%

Strain facts

TypeIndica Dominant Hybrid
TerpenesLimonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
FlavoursDiesel, Pepper, Pungent
Flowering8 - 10 weeks

The story of First Class Funk

First Class Funk is Compound Genetics' ultra-pungent flagship from their Jet Fuel Gelato x Garlic Jelly work - the cross that made the Portland breeder a household name in the late 2010s gas movement. It pairs Cookies-family sweetness with a full-on funk that fills the jar before it's open. Tests routinely push the top of the THC scale, which made it a connoisseur trophy cut across North America.

Terpene breakdown

  • Limonene: bright citrus lift on top.
  • Caryophyllene: peppery, fuel-adjacent spice underneath.
  • Pinene: a fresh pine clarity.

First Class Funk Cookies's dominant terp is Limonene, and it leads the flavour on every inhale.

Growing First Class Funk

A 8 to 9 week flower with Compound Genetics' signature structure: strong branches, dense chunky buds and exceptional resin. Vigorous and responsive to training; the funk starts in flower and intensifies through cure. Carbon filters recommended.

How to consume First Class Funk

One of the strongest profiles on any Canadian menu. The high is euphoric and soaring at 25 to 33 percent THC before settling into heavy relaxation and appetite. Experienced users only for full doses; novices get a lesson. Evening.

First Class Funk vs similar strains

Against Gelato and GSC, its Cookies ancestors, it is louder, stronger and less sweet. Jealousy matches the modern Cookies-gas intensity, Apple Fritter the potency with bakery instead of funk, and MAC 1 the connoisseur-tier exotic flavour. Wedding Cake is the mellower dessert option.

Frequently asked questions

What is First Class Funk?

First Class Funk is a Compound Genetics hybrid from Jet Fuel Gelato x Garlic Jelly. It tests 25-33% THC and is famous for extreme pungency and potency.

What does First Class Funk taste like?

Loud fuel-funk over sweet Cookies dough with a citrus-gas finish. The name is accurate.

What are First Class Funk's effects?

Euphoric and soaring, then heavy relaxation and appetite. Strong - respect the dose.

Is First Class Funk indica or sativa?

Balanced hybrid with an indica-leaning finish. Social briefly, then heavy.

Where can I buy First Class Funk in Canada?

Check the in-stock list above - BMWO ships First Class Funk Canada-wide with live pricing.

Storing First Class Funk

Airtight glass, dark and cool, humidity pack at 58 to 62 percent. The funk persists aggressively - separate storage from delicate terp strains is genuinely worthwhile.

Buying First Class Funk Cookies in Canada

  • Where to buy: right here - when in stock, the products above ship from our Canadian warehouse.
  • Shipping: Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking, discreet packaging. Free shipping on orders over $149.
  • Legality: First Class Funk Cookies is legal to buy online in Canada from licensed retailers for adults 18+ (19+ in some provinces).
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