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Penis Envy Mushroom

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  • Penis envy mushrooms are a kind of mushroom known for resembling a human penis, with a bulbous cap and thick stem
  • They’re a potent and sought-after psychoactive substance, with unusually high concentrations of psilocybin and psilocin
  • More intense, visual, and euphoric experience
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About Penis Envy Mushroom

If you have heard of psilocybin mushrooms, also called magic mushrooms, you may have heard of Penis Envy mushrooms at one point or another. Penis Envy mushrooms come from the Psilocybe cubenis mushroom strain. With hundreds of psychoactive mushrooms available today, it is highly advisable to familiarize yourself with some of the most popular and in-demand strains worldwide.

The history of the Penis Envy mushroom is fascinating and dates back to 1970. Terrence McKenna, the world-renowned psychonaut, discovered the mushroom while exploring the Amazon rainforest. Along with his friend, Steven Pollock, they worked to introduce the Penis Envy mushroom not long after. This kind of mushroom is one of the most potent and psychotropic mushrooms on the planet. Hence, the high demand whenever it’s available.

Varieties of Penis Envy Mushrooms

As with any type of mushroom, there are wide varieties of Penis Envy mushrooms. Some of the most well-known varieties that are currently out there when it comes to mushrooms Penis Envy include:

Albino Penis Envy

This variety of the classical Penis Envy mushrooms is often a much smaller hybrid of the original Penis Envy. Furthermore, the delicious result comes from a specific combination of Penis Envy and albino strains. Sometimes, the batch includes tinted blue mushroom caps.

Albino Penis Envy Revert

This is the stabled substrain of the Albino Penis Envy strain.

Penis Envy Uncut

For those seeking a mushroom with stems attached to its caps, the Penis Envy Uncut variety may be just what you need. This hybrid is also known as the most potent Penis Envy variety.

Penis Envy

It’s a hybrid that takes Penis Envy and Texas cubenis to increase overall spore production significantly.

Trans Envy

This variety of Penis Envy is thinner and has a sleeker appearance with its stalks. It is not as potent as other Penis Envy varieties. It’s from Penis envy and South African Transkei strain. Hence, the name Trans Envy.

It’s critical to know the various magic mushroom varieties available. Knowing which one works for you and gets you the best high make purchasing much quicker.

While most types of the Penis Envy magic mushroom will provide you with the side effects and/or relief that you may be looking for, knowing how to identify them by size, shape, and colour can go a long way for more experienced users of magic mushrooms.

Long-time users find it helpful and valuable to know and identify the variety of Penis envy Magic Mushrooms. The more familiar you become with the most popular magic mushroom varieties available today, the easier it will become to choose a magic mushroom suitable for your personal needs.

The Potency of Penis Envy Mushrooms

Understanding the Basic Potencies

Familiarize yourself with the basic potencies different varieties offer if you are new to magic mushrooms or want to learn more about specific strains. Magic mushrooms dry over time. Therefore, it is easy to lose its potency and overall effects. It’s why people who use magic mushrooms have various preservation methods. Understanding the potency of Penis Envy mushrooms is much easier once you have a basic understanding of the potencies found throughout the magic mushroom kingdom, including:

  1. P. tampanensis (0.68 percent psilocybin and 0.32 percent psilocin)
  2. P. cubensis (0.63 percent psilocybin and 0.60 percent psilocin)
  3. P. azurescens (1.78 percent psilocybin and 0.38 percent psilocin)
  4. Psilocybe cyanescens (0.85 percent psilocybin and 0.36 percent psilocin)
  5. P. bohemica (1.34 percent psilocybin and 0.11 percent psilocin)
  6. P. semilanceata (0.98 percent psilocybin and 0.02 percent psilocin)
  7. P. baeocystis (0.85 percent psilocybin and 0.59 percent psilocin)
  8. Psilocybe subaeruginosa (contains up to 1.93 percent psilocybin and 0.17 percent psilocin)
  9. P. stuntzii (0.36 percent psilocybin and 0.12 percent psilocin)
  10. P. cyanofibrillosa (0.21 percent psilocybin and 0.04 percent psilocin)
  11. P. weilii (0.61 percent psilocibn and 0.27 percent psilocin)
  12. P. hoogshagenii (0.60 percent psilocybin and 0.10 percent psilocin)

Differences in Potencies

Potency matters when choosing the right type of magic mushroom for your experience, whether you are looking for the medicinal properties that magic mushrooms provide or if you are interested in a much more intense and spiritual trip. It is important to note that in most cases, Penis Envy mushrooms typically contain up to 50% more psilocybin than alternative magic mushroom strains.

Also, remember that the more dried out your magic mushrooms become, the less potent their effects will be, regardless of your own experience with the mushrooms. Therefore, if you plan to ingest Penis Envy or Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms, you should use 1.0 to 1.5 grams of Penis Envy mushrooms for every 100 lbs you weigh.

Additionally, suppose you are well-versed in taking magic mushrooms but have yet to ingest Penis Envy mushrooms. In that case, taking a dose up to 30 percent smaller than what you typically take with other strains is advisable.

Whenever you think of dabbling in magic mushrooms (for mental, physical, or emotional purposes), it is essential to research the varieties most likely to provide you with the relief you are seeking. Finding the right magic mushroom can make all the difference for those seeking spiritual enlightenment or those looking to treat trauma and PTSD.

Side Effects of Penis Envy Mushrooms

Magic mushrooms have a wide range of effects on the body and mind. Effects depend on the strain you ingest, your familiarity with taking magic mushrooms, and the overall dosage you take at once. Whether you are taking Penis Envy mushrooms for the first or for the fifth time, you can expect some of the following side effects, depending on where you are at in your journey:

Colour Enhancement

One of the first side effects most individuals notice when taking magic mushrooms (including Penis Envy mushrooms) is the overall enhancement of the colours in the world around them. You may see that nature and objects close to you are much brighter and seem enhanced.

Movement of Objects

Seeing objects move and morph in waves, especially with higher and more moderate doses, is another effect of Penis Envy mushrooms.

Increased Euphoria

Taking just about any strain of magic mushrooms will help to increase natural dopamine and serotonin in the brain, resulting in intense feelings of increased euphoria.


Introspection is one of magic mushrooms’ most prevalent side effects. Therefore, it is advisable to embark on a magic mushroom journey only if you are ready for deep and ongoing introspection.

Time Distortion

Any time you ingest magic mushrooms, including Penis Envy mushrooms, you are likely to experience some sense of time distortion at some point or another throughout your trip.

Internal thoughts and philosophical insights

You may find yourself working out inner trauma or troubles while feeling much more philosophical and enlightened after ingesting Penis Envy magic mushrooms.


Although this is not always common, it is possible for those who ingest magic mushrooms to feel and see sounds and/or colours at various times throughout their trip.

Auditory Distortions

This mushroom also causes auditory distortions and hallucinations at some point.

Feeling Connected

Magic mushrooms seem to have the power to cause others to feel euphoric and be wholly connected to the world and universe around them. So if you notice you feel much more connected to the universe than usual, the magic mushrooms have likely kicked in and are doing their job.

High Quality

Our Penis Envy mushrooms are the purest Penis Envy mushrooms available throughout Canada. However, we combine it with other varieties as well, including the Albino Penis Envy mushroom, for more options for you. We guarantee that all the magic mushrooms and other psychoactive products we sell are sourced from genuine and verifiable sources. Our online dispensary delivers the best possible experience for all our customers and clients, whether they are new to magic mushrooms or well-versed in the magic mushroom kingdom and are looking for the most potent strain on planet Earth.

For beginners, it is possible to buy as little as 1 gram of Penis Envy magic mushrooms at a time for $14 standard. We also allow our customers to purchase up to 28 grams of Penis Envy mushrooms in one single purchase for $245.

We offer Penis Envy mushrooms in the following gram sizes: 1, 3.5, 7, 14, and 28 for the most versatile options on the market today.

Dosage guide:

  • Micro: 0.25 gram
  • Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
  • Medium: 1 – 2 gram
  • Strong: 2.5 – 5 gram
  • Heavy: 5 gram and upwards
Type of Weed
Strain Lineage
Penis Envy X Albino Strains
Colour Enhancement, Movement of Objects, Increased Euphoria, Introspection, Time Distortion, Internal thoughts
Weight Selection
1g, 3.5g, 7g, 14g, 28g

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  • 5 Star Review  very nice

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    March 29, 2024

    5 Star Review  Un très bon buzz je recommande j'adore un buzz spirituel et hallucinant le buzz ce contrôle bien en public ;)... read more

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    thumbSarah Lebel
    August 7, 2023

    5 Star Review  Great high...only been doing a half gram at a time. Not exactly micro dosing but not getting lit up either.... read more

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    February 17, 2023
  • 5 Star Review  GOD DAMN!!!!! These are the strongest mushrooms I’ve ever taken. I went to the Astroplains, the end of the universe... read more

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    thumbmarty moore
    October 19, 2022

    5 Star Review  GOD DAMN!!!!! These are the strongest mushrooms I’ve ever taken. I went to the Astroplains, the end of the universe... read more

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    October 19, 2022

    5 Star Review  GOD DAMN!!!!! These are the strongest mushrooms I’ve ever taken. I went to the Astroplains, the end of the universe... read more

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    October 19, 2022
  • 5 Star Review  Ok so took these 3.5g with the wife as our 2nd time ever. 1st time was a different strain and... read more

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    November 11, 2021

    5 Star Review  Holy Schnauzers - Bought this a few months back for a summer camping trip. 6 of us split a... read more

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    October 23, 2021

    5 Star Review  Holy cow! 😮 These are some SERIOUSLY potent mushrooms! Definitely not recommended for the faint of heart or beginners. A... read more

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    June 15, 2021
  • 5 Star Review  Very strong stuff, I took the whole 3.5g to the head was not the greatest of idea's as I did... read more

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    May 9, 2021

    3 Star Review  Definite effect and some distortion on how images are perceived. More depth and colour. Slight paranoid effect that I did... read more

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    thumbA Brent
    March 17, 2021

    5 Star Review  Very nice effects, quite strong (but I am used to it) but I enjoyed it. Anyone should be careful with... read more

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    February 2, 2021
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