Penis Envy
$14 – $245
- Penis envy mushrooms are a kind of mushroom known for resembling a human penis, with a bulbous cap and thick stem
- they’re a potent and sought-after psychoactive substance, with unusually high concentrations of psilocybin and psilocin
- more intense, visual, and euphoric experience Full product description below
1gm=$14
3.5gm=$39
7gm=$70
14gm=$135
28gm=$245
What is Penis Envy Mushrooms?
If you have heard of psilocybin mushrooms, also called magic mushrooms, you may have heard of Penis Envy mushrooms at one point or another. Penis Envy mushrooms come from the Psilocybe cubenis mushroom strain. With hundreds of psychoactive mushrooms available today, it is highly advisable to familiarize yourself with some of the most popular and in-demand strains worldwide.
The history of the Penis Envy mushroom is fascinating and dates back to 1970. Terrence McKenna, the world-renowned psychonaut, discovered the mushroom while exploring the Amazon rainforest. Along with his friend, Steven Pollock, they worked to introduce the Penis Envy mushroom not long after. This kind of mushroom is one of the most potent and psychotropic mushrooms on the planet. Hence, the high demand whenever it’s available.
Varieties of Penis Envy Mushrooms
As with any type of mushroom, there are wide varieties of Penis Envy mushrooms. Some of the most well-known varieties that are currently out there when it comes to mushrooms Penis Envy include:
Albino Penis Envy
This variety of the classical Penis Envy mushrooms is often a much smaller hybrid of the original Penis Envy. Furthermore, the delicious result comes from a specific combination of Penis Envy and albino strains. Sometimes, the batch includes tinted blue mushroom caps.
Albino Penis Envy revert
This is the stabled substrain of the Albino Penis Envy strain.
Penis Envy Uncut
For those seeking a mushroom with stems attached to its caps, the Penis Envy Uncut variety may be just what you need. This hybrid is also known as the most potent Penis Envy variety.
Penis Envy #6
It’s a hybrid that takes Penis Envy and Texas cubenis to increase overall spore production significantly.
Trans Envy
This variety of Penis Envy is thinner and has a sleeker appearance with its stalks. It is not as potent as other Penis Envy varieties. It’s from Penis envy and South African Transkei strain. Hence, the name Trans Envy.
It’s critical to know the various magic mushroom varieties available. Knowing which one works for you and gets you the best high make purchasing much quicker.
While most types of the Penis Envy magic mushroom will provide you with the side effects and/or relief that you may be looking for, knowing how to identify them by size, shape, and colour can go a long way for more experienced users of magic mushrooms.
Long-time users find it helpful and valuable to know and identify the variety of Penis envy Magic Mushrooms. The more familiar you become with the most popular magic mushroom varieties available today, the easier it will become to choose a magic mushroom suitable for your personal needs.
The Potency of Penis Envy Mushrooms
Understanding the Basic Potencies
Familiarize yourself with the basic potencies different varieties offer if you are new to magic mushrooms or want to learn more about specific strains. Magic mushrooms dry over time. Therefore, it is easy to lose its potency and overall effects. It’s why people who use magic mushrooms have various preservation methods. Understanding the potency of Penis Envy mushrooms is much easier once you have a basic understanding of the potencies found throughout the magic mushroom kingdom, including:
- P. tampanensis (0.68 percent psilocybin and 0.32 percent psilocin)
- P. cubensis (0.63 percent psilocybin and 0.60 percent psilocin)
- P. azurescens (1.78 percent psilocybin and 0.38 percent psilocin)
- Psilocybe cyanescens (0.85 percent psilocybin and 0.36 percent psilocin)
- P. bohemica (1.34 percent psilocybin and 0.11 percent psilocin)
- P. semilanceata (0.98 percent psilocybin and 0.02 percent psilocin)
- P. baeocystis (0.85 percent psilocybin and 0.59 percent psilocin)
- Psilocybe subaeruginosa (contains up to 1.93 percent psilocybin and 0.17 percent psilocin)
- P. stuntzii (0.36 percent psilocybin and 0.12 percent psilocin)
- P. cyanofibrillosa (0.21 percent psilocybin and 0.04 percent psilocin)
- P. weilii (0.61 percent psilocibn and 0.27 percent psilocin)
- P. hoogshagenii (0.60 percent psilocybin and 0.10 percent psilocin)
Differences in Potencies
Potency matters when choosing the right type of magic mushroom for your experience, whether you are looking for the medicinal properties that magic mushrooms provide or if you are interested in a much more intense and spiritual trip. It is important to note that in most cases, Penis Envy mushrooms typically contain up to 50% more psilocybin than alternative magic mushroom strains.
Also, remember that the more dried out your magic mushrooms become, the less potent their effects will be, regardless of your own experience with the mushrooms. Therefore, if you plan to ingest Penis Envy or Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms, you should use 1.0 to 1.5 grams of Penis Envy mushrooms for every 100 lbs you weigh.
Additionally, suppose you are well-versed in taking magic mushrooms but have yet to ingest Penis Envy mushrooms. In that case, taking a dose up to 30 percent smaller than what you typically take with other strains is advisable.
Whenever you think of dabbling in magic mushrooms (for mental, physical, or emotional purposes), it is essential to research the varieties most likely to provide you with the relief you are seeking. Finding the right magic mushroom can make all the difference for those seeking spiritual enlightenment or those looking to treat trauma and PTSD.
Side Effects of Penis Envy Mushrooms
Magic mushrooms have a wide range of effects on the body and mind. Effects depend on the strain you ingest, your familiarity with taking magic mushrooms, and the overall dosage you take at once. Whether you are taking Penis Envy mushrooms for the first or for the fifth time, you can expect some of the following side effects, depending on where you are at in your journey:
Colour Enhancement
One of the first side effects most individuals notice when taking magic mushrooms (including Penis Envy mushrooms) is the overall enhancement of the colours in the world around them. You may see that nature and objects close to you are much brighter and seem enhanced.
Movement of Objects
Seeing objects move and morph in waves, especially with higher and more moderate doses, is another effect of Penis Envy mushrooms.
Increased Euphoria
Taking just about any strain of magic mushrooms will help to increase natural dopamine and serotonin in the brain, resulting in intense feelings of increased euphoria.
Introspection
Introspection is one of magic mushrooms’ most prevalent side effects. Therefore, it is advisable to embark on a magic mushroom journey only if you are ready for deep and ongoing introspection.
Time Distortion
Any time you ingest magic mushrooms, including Penis Envy mushrooms, you are likely to experience some sense of time distortion at some point or another throughout your trip.
Internal thoughts and philosophical insights
You may find yourself working out inner trauma or troubles while feeling much more philosophical and enlightened after ingesting Penis Envy magic mushrooms.
Synesthesia
Although this is not always common, it is possible for those who ingest magic mushrooms to feel and see sounds and/or colours at various times throughout their trip.
Auditory Distortions
This mushroom also causes auditory distortions and hallucinations at some point.
Feeling Connected
Magic mushrooms seem to have the power to cause others to feel euphoric and be wholly connected to the world and universe around them. So if you notice you feel much more connected to the universe than usual, the magic mushrooms have likely kicked in and are doing their job.
Why Buy Penis Envy Mushrooms at Buy My Weed Online
Our Products
At BuyMyWeedOnline, we strive to bring our customers the best top-notch products worldwide. So we have you covered for those interested in Penis Envy magic mushrooms. At BuyMyWeedOnlne, we only stock the exact strains we advertise, ensuring all of our customers are completely satisfied every single time.
Our products are exactly as stated — nothing more and nothing less. What you see and read is what you get. We do not beat around the bush and promote products we do not have in stock. We will never let you down regarding our product names and labels.
High Quality
Our Penis Envy mushrooms are the purest Penis Envy mushrooms available throughout Canada. However, we combine it with other varieties as well, including the Albino Penis Envy mushroom, for more options for you. We guarantee that all the magic mushrooms and other psychoactive products we sell are sourced from genuine and verifiable sources. Our online dispensary delivers the best possible experience for all our customers and clients, whether they are new to magic mushrooms or well-versed in the magic mushroom kingdom and are looking for the most potent strain on planet Earth.
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At BuyMyWeedOnline, we offer a wide range of ever-changing promotions to meet our customers’ and fans’ wants and needs. We also provide a range of options for purchasing the Penis Envy magic mushrooms we have for sale.
For beginners, it is possible to buy as little as 1 gram of Penis Envy magic mushrooms at a time for $14 standard. We also allow our customers to purchase up to 28 grams of Penis Envy mushrooms in one single purchase for $245.
BuyMyWeedOnline also prides itself on its ability to ship all of our products to anywhere in Canada without a hassle. For those who are interested in purchasing $99 or greater, BuyMyWeedOnline will also cover all of the shipping costs associated with the order via Xpresspost.
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Whether it’s for a spiritual enlightenment journey, or medicinal purposes, among other things, we have the right product for you. Choose the number of magic mushrooms Penis Envy that is right for you. Consider your body weight when deciding on the accurate dose. Put in your order, and we’ll discreetly deliver it to your front door.
We offer Penis Envy mushrooms in the following gram sizes: 1, 3.5, 7, 14, and 28 for the most versatile options on the market today.
Dosage Guide
* Micro: 0.25 gram
* Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
* Medium: 1 – 2 gram
* Strong: 2.5 – 5 gram
* Heavy: 5 gram and upwards
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While there are a number of scammers on the internet who claim to sell legal weed, we can assure you we aren’t one of them. We have spent years building a solid reputation amongst medical patients and strongly support the use of medical marijuana. We understand the needs of medical patients that may have trouble purchasing their medicine from a dispensary for any number of reasons and believe they shouldn’t be forced to have to buy illegally on the streets. We have made the decision to offer full access to our site to medical patients in Canada so they may have safe access to their medicine at any time.
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Medical marijuana can help with a growing number of problems. Below is a list of potential uses:
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How do you package my shipment?
We understand that most people require discretion. So, we use generic prepaid Xpress envelopes to package items. We then vacuum seal and bubble wrap the contents for maximum discretion, protection and to seal in the freshness. There is nothing written on the outside of the envelope that would advertise that you are taking medical marijuana so no nosy neighbors would know it is anything other then a regular package from the post office.
Do you ship Medical Marijuana outside of Canada?
No. We never do and there are no exceptions to this.
Am I allowed to pick up my order?
No. You cannot directly pick up your order from us. We only accept payments via email money transfer for now.
Can I place larger orders than those listed on your site?
No. If you desire a larger quantity that what we have listed you may want to consider placing multiple orders.
What happens if I don’t get my package?
If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected arrival date, let us know and we will file a trace with Canada Post.If a trace is filed, Canada Post will conduct an investigation (which can take 5 business days to complete). If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable” or lost in transit, we will send you a 1x replacement package up to $500 of the value of your package free of charge.We do not offer postage refunds if your order arrives late due to any postal issues.
Canada Post says ||successfully delivered|| but I have not received my order
here are 2 likely scenarios:
a) the postal worker put it in the wrong mailbox, or
b) what often happens is that a postal worker will scan in all the packages saying they were “successfully delivered” then spend that day and/or the next day delivering it.
If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected delivery date, let us know and we will file a trace with the post office. Canada Post will file an investigation which can take 5 business days to complete. If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable”, we will send you a 1x replacement free of charge (UP TO $125).
From Canada Post
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with the front desk, security or mail room at the receiving address to see if someone else accepted the item on their behalf;their Community Mail Box for the item or parcel compartment key; around their property to see if the item was left in a safe location or in a mailbox attached to their home.
In rare cases, a delivery scan is entered into our system before the item is delivered. If you become aware that the addressee has received the item before we contact you, simply reply to this e-mail indicating the item has been received.”
My package is going to the wrong destination
If you’re tracking your package on the Canada Post website and it looks like it’s headed to the wrong city, it’s most likely due to human error at Canada Post. Human errors happen on occasion as the postal employee has to manually enter each postal code in the system and if they are off by a digit/letter, it can cause a routing error and subsequent delay of 1-2 days.
My tracking number does not work. Help!
We will email you your tracking number before its been scanned in at the post office. Until it has been scanned in, your tracking number will not be trackable on the Canada Post website.
Please wait till the end of day and your tracking number should appear correctly. If it does not, please email info@buymyweedonline.com and we will look into it.
How do I pay?
At this time we ONLY accept Interac email transfer payments. For instructions on how to send a secure Interac payment please watch the video tutorial found here: INTERAC e-Transfer – How it works
P.S.: We do not accept PayPal unfortunately or credit cards at the moment.
Shipping to Nunavut and Northern Quebec
Unfortunately, we experience much higher % of postal thefts when shipping to Northern Quebec and Nunavut. We cannot offer any delivery guarantees if you live in these areas and you will be ordering at your own risk. This means you will not receive a replacement package or refund if your package is lost or stolen.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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| Choose an Option (gms) | 1, 3.5, 7, 14, 28 |
8 reviews for Penis Envy
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Steve-o (verified owner) –
Very nice effects, quite strong (but I am used to it) but I enjoyed it. Anyone should be careful with this one because it’s strong but it didn’t hurt my stomach or give me indigestion so it was cool. I got the typical wavy room visuals, very happy, giddy at times, and some colours appeared. Fun time!
A Brent (verified owner) –
Definite effect and some distortion on how images are perceived. More depth and colour. Slight paranoid effect that I did not enjoy and why I will -ass on these in the future. Worth a try.
DirtyMagic (verified owner) –
Very strong stuff, I took the whole 3.5g to the head was not the greatest of idea’s as I did not have a very nice trip and it lasted a very long time at least 4 hours, as for the shrooms they did their job more depth into colours and distortion; but just a bad trip for me. anyone trying warning these are very very strong start of slow. No minus for the bad trip was a user error 5 Star shrooms for sure!
Elmo (verified owner) –
Holy cow! 😮 These are some SERIOUSLY potent mushrooms! Definitely not recommended for the faint of heart or beginners. A very long lasting high with lots of visuals. Possibly the best mushrooms I’ve ever had. Crazy powerful and highly recommended… Just be careful with the dosage.
Jumpman (verified owner) –
Holy Schnauzers – Bought this a few months back for a summer camping trip. 6 of us split a 3.5
Was it enough you ask…? that’s were the Holy Schnauzers comes in! This stuff is no joke. Must say first – we are in our late 30’s and 40’s been 10-20 years since any of us touched a shroom, so we are novice by all means. We all tripped balls! Can’t think of another term lol one of the girlfriends out of three had a tummy ache, but 5 of us laughed like teenagers this was weed edibles on steroids with out the need for sleep IMO.
Hennesseyjames (verified owner) –
Ok so took these 3.5g with the wife as our 2nd time ever. 1st time was a different strain and i absolutely hated the trip but i don’t think we took enough of that one. Back to it tho. She was having a blast. But not as much I as was. I went straight to pluto. Complete time dilation. Visuals and color intensity. Also uncontrollable laughter and extreme euphoria. Total loss of ability to form words or stand at one point. I ever got nauseous and puke but I was so happy I laughed through it all. Did these again for my 4th trip another 3.5g this trip was far more level just went to the moon this time. Played games and chilled with a friend. So the 5th trip was in these. 5g this time and we took a shroom noob with us he did 3g. I made it to Saturn and he was coming along for the ride with me. Both lost the the ability to game. Great night of laughter. And the brain reset last a nice month or so. 10/10 recommend these guys.
marty moore (verified owner) –
GOD DAMN!!!!! These are the strongest mushrooms I’ve ever taken. I went to the Astroplains, the end of the universe and back.
I knew I was I. For it when my hand melted into the couch.
Visuals were amazing, time and space were stretched to the limits.
I had some friends take with me and was their first time. We all went on an incredible journey together.
Be careful with these…..damn strong and powerful.
Loved every minute of the trip we had.
Flacocasal (verified owner) –
Great high…only been doing a half gram at a time. Not exactly micro dosing but not getting lit up either. Enjoying the high without being out of my tree. I get the giggles and things get sharper including sound and sight and thoughts. Definitely recommend but like anything else, just be careful. Start low and work your way up…these are the real deal.